The Definitive Tiered Ranking of Ben & Jerry's Flavors

Blog #28

Who says we can’t have a little fun on this blog? Yes, it’s normally about virtual cycling, but it’s the off-season and let’s be real: half the reason we ride so hard is to justify the post-ride ice cream.

In my family, that ice cream is always Ben & Jerry’s.¹ So without further ado, here’s a tiered ranking of all the flavors we’ve tried.²

(By the way, this list has been the subject of intensive debate within my own family and will probably be the most controversial blog I’ve ever published.)

Image Credit: Ben & Jerry’s Media Kit

Tier 1 - “Oh, Fuck Yeah”

• Milk & Cookies

• Tonight Dough

• Churray for Churros!

Tier 2 - “Best for Tonight”

• Strawberry Cheesecake

• Mint Chocolate Cookie

• Marshmallow Sky

• Lights! Caramel! Action!

Tier 3 - “Always a Good Option”

• Pistachio Pistachio

• Chocolate Milk & Cookies (Topped)

• Dirt Cake (Topped)

• Vanilla Fudge Caramel

• PB S'more

• Raspberry Cheesecake (Topped)

• Gimme S'more!

• Chocolate Fudge Brownie

• Salted Caramel Core

• Mint Chocolate Chance

• Cookie Vermont-ster (Sundae)

Tier 4 - “No Complaints From Me”

• Netflix & Chilll'd

• Americone Dream

• Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake

• Half Baked

• Vanilla

• Cookies & Cream Cheesecake Core

• Change the Whirled (Non-Dairy)

Tier 5 - “Meh, I Mean, I’ll Still Eat It of Course…”

• Impretzively Fudged

• Cherry Garcia

• Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

• Chocolate Therapy

• Chubby Hubby

• Chunky Monkey

• Phish Food

• Boom Chocolatta Cookie Core

• Strawberry Tart (Topped)

• Salted Caramel Brownie (Topped)

• Chocolate & Fudge Swirl

• Marshmallow & S’more (Sundae)

• Tonight Dough (Non-Dairy)

1. By the way, this isn’t a paid promotion, and Pro E Cycling has no affiliation with Ben & Jerry’s in any way.

2. The order of flavors within each tier is in no particular order.